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- September 15
- , 2011
Explains why he uses a ‘TardIS
- June 12
- , 2011
Derptor Who indeed?
- June 12
- , 2011
BITCH, I DON’T OWN A WELCOME.
LOL Murder dance
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This is also My girlfriend haha
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Are you in the Ood for a tall, frosty beverage?
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- May 19
- , 2011
joseph ducreux
Lil Jon - Shots
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Lol Shots! “They require a purpose for providing fellatio”
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- Bateman: You like Huey Lewis and the News?
- Paul Allen: They’re OK.
- Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ‘83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
- Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
- Bateman: Yes, Allen?
- Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
- Bateman: No, Allen.
- Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
- Bateman: Yes it is! In ‘87, Huey released this, Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is “Hip to be Square”, a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. [rapidly, as if agitated] But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul!
- [he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
- Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
